Sunday, May 01, 2005
Communiqué #7
Revolutionaries! The Central Committee is working feverishly to co-ordinate global savoury revolution!
After the democratic decision-making process has been completed, we are unanimous! (This is why puppies and kittens fear us!)
The rumours of division at the highest levels of our Movement are lies, and only serve to show that surreptitious pudding consumption leads to mental imbalance.
This website is the only approved doctrinal and tactical organ of the APL/SSPK. Remain alert for backsliding and defeatism! Our time is at hand!
After the democratic decision-making process has been completed, we are unanimous! (This is why puppies and kittens fear us!)
The rumours of division at the highest levels of our Movement are lies, and only serve to show that surreptitious pudding consumption leads to mental imbalance.
This website is the only approved doctrinal and tactical organ of the APL/SSPK. Remain alert for backsliding and defeatism! Our time is at hand!
