Monday, May 09, 2005
Communiqué #12
Comrades! Insignificant news! Richard, the unpopular ex-member of the APL/SSPK, has set up a supposedly rival organisation, which he has foolishly called the 'Savoury Nutrition Commando Brigade'. Richard has abandoned the main struggle against kittenite hegemony, which he never understood, and it seems that he will use his pseudo-organisation as a mouthpiece to spout the usual stuff about the protein content of arthropods.
Two other members of Richard's cell of the APL/SSPK have defected to this pathetic grouplet, incomprehensibly rejecting the opportunity to shape a truly kitten-free, savoury new world with us, just in order to spend time with the deranged beetle-muncher and his personal hygiene problems. They were utterly insignificant, never having held positions of responsibility, as concerns about their ideological frailty had long ago been raised by the fanatical political officer of their cell. Our great movement is strengthened by their departure! Our savoury hour is imminent!
Two other members of Richard's cell of the APL/SSPK have defected to this pathetic grouplet, incomprehensibly rejecting the opportunity to shape a truly kitten-free, savoury new world with us, just in order to spend time with the deranged beetle-muncher and his personal hygiene problems. They were utterly insignificant, never having held positions of responsibility, as concerns about their ideological frailty had long ago been raised by the fanatical political officer of their cell. Our great movement is strengthened by their departure! Our savoury hour is imminent!
