Friday, May 06, 2005
Communiqué #10
People of the world! We apologise that the global insurrection promised for today has had to be postponed. It has only been delayed by a few days, however! (We think that several important letters to our section leaders got lost in the post, and we have had to send out duplicates. After we've fixed the puppies, kittens, cheesecakes, ants, and scented candles, we just might pay a visit to whoever is supposed to be running the Royal Mail. You have been warned. We know where you live - even though you clearly don't know where we live).
If anything, the postponement works to our advantage. The weather is likely to be better for a start. And our ruthlessness grows every single day. The overthrow of the old order is at hand! A savoury, fluffy-animal-free future with justice for all is coming!
If anything, the postponement works to our advantage. The weather is likely to be better for a start. And our ruthlessness grows every single day. The overthrow of the old order is at hand! A savoury, fluffy-animal-free future with justice for all is coming!
