Thursday, April 28, 2005
Communiqué #5
Citizens of the world! The old order is teetering on the brink of collapse. Kittens and puppies, whose vested interests have subjugated you all for centuries, are trembling in fear. (Trifles are trembling too, but that is perhaps less newsworthy, owing to their consistency).
What are the subjects that no politician has mentioned in the British election campaign? The real issues! Puddings - kittens - puppies. The high-sugar diet imposed by the kitten-controlled elite numbs and deforms the basic human drives towards truth, justice and savoury food. Puppies function to give the illusion of meaningful choice, hence the faux acrimony of the non-debate between dog-lovers and cat-lovers - a distraction that can only be seen through once the body has overcome the pernicious effects of sugar poisoning!
Your so-called leaders will not tell you the truth! They dare not! Draw your own conclusions! The masses are already rallying to our cause! We are on the eve of global savoury Revolution!
What are the subjects that no politician has mentioned in the British election campaign? The real issues! Puddings - kittens - puppies. The high-sugar diet imposed by the kitten-controlled elite numbs and deforms the basic human drives towards truth, justice and savoury food. Puppies function to give the illusion of meaningful choice, hence the faux acrimony of the non-debate between dog-lovers and cat-lovers - a distraction that can only be seen through once the body has overcome the pernicious effects of sugar poisoning!
Your so-called leaders will not tell you the truth! They dare not! Draw your own conclusions! The masses are already rallying to our cause! We are on the eve of global savoury Revolution!
