Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Communiqué #4
We are extremists! Trifles, stewed fruit with custard, and cheesecake are anathema to us. Come the revolution, underground patisseriés will be denounced and eradicated. The hour of deliverance is approaching. Our agents have penetrated every institution of your corrupt societies!
We have a subcommittee urgently debating whether cake is a pudding. Revolutionary purists insist that, since it is sweet and can be eaten with a spoon, it must be abolished. Fanatical insurgents are arguing that it is not a dessert, since it may be eaten between the hours of 16:00 and 17:00 with only a cup of tea as accompaniment. Since the question of whether ants like carrots exploded across the blog-sphere, the issue of carrot-cake obviously came up and is posing great dialectical problems for our battle-hardened intellectuals.
The chairperson has already excluded two delegates for drawing knives, and one for drawing a spoon. The debate is fiercely contested, in the great tradition of revolutionary-theoretical dialectic. This is the key political issue of the day!
A definitive communiqué is imminent. Insurgents, await the verdict of the subcommittee appointed to arbitrate on this matter by the Central Committee!
We have a subcommittee urgently debating whether cake is a pudding. Revolutionary purists insist that, since it is sweet and can be eaten with a spoon, it must be abolished. Fanatical insurgents are arguing that it is not a dessert, since it may be eaten between the hours of 16:00 and 17:00 with only a cup of tea as accompaniment. Since the question of whether ants like carrots exploded across the blog-sphere, the issue of carrot-cake obviously came up and is posing great dialectical problems for our battle-hardened intellectuals.
The chairperson has already excluded two delegates for drawing knives, and one for drawing a spoon. The debate is fiercely contested, in the great tradition of revolutionary-theoretical dialectic. This is the key political issue of the day!
A definitive communiqué is imminent. Insurgents, await the verdict of the subcommittee appointed to arbitrate on this matter by the Central Committee!
