Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Communiqué #3
Secret Services of the corrupt governments! Your attempts to infiltrate our network of activist cells continually meet with failure!
Your most hard-bitten agents, confronted by the first of our loyalty tests - the infamous 'three-month-old-Labrador-and-black-forest-gateau method' - invariably burst into tears. Our fanaticism is quite alarming, and we root out impostors with ease!
We will triumph, through ruthless determination and all-consuming devotion to our cause! We are everywhere! We are poised to simultaneously take power in every country! By sending infiltrators, you merely condemn your elite agents to a terrible end! Our fanaticism knows no bounds!
Your most hard-bitten agents, confronted by the first of our loyalty tests - the infamous 'three-month-old-Labrador-and-black-forest-gateau method' - invariably burst into tears. Our fanaticism is quite alarming, and we root out impostors with ease!
We will triumph, through ruthless determination and all-consuming devotion to our cause! We are everywhere! We are poised to simultaneously take power in every country! By sending infiltrators, you merely condemn your elite agents to a terrible end! Our fanaticism knows no bounds!
